I've decided that I'm going to start working on making this blog Hi Def. I have no idea how yet, but everything else is going that way so I might as well jump on the bandwagon too. HDTV and DVDs started it all, with radio following right behind.
This morning I saw a news story on the latest in liposuction surgery. Even liposuction is now jumping aboard the HD ship. That's right, hi def liposuction.
WTF? Do these doctors really think that adding a buzzword will make it sell better? I will admit however, it certainly doesn't sound like their using a vacuum on your ass.
And along those lines, I can't wait to get a Hi Def haircut...
Addendum:
Oooo Hi def magnets!
REALITY!
ReplyDeleteNOW IN HI-DEF!
Go the bleep outside, people.
Ooo. Hang on a sec. Sarcasm.
NOW IN HI-DEF!!!
You want high definition? I'm gonna go throw a dictionary on top of Pikes Peak.
Now get off my lawn. ;-)
LOL Dictionary on Pikes Peak.
ReplyDeleteThat's damn funny stuff right there...
Man, this Hi-Def is taking forever to load.... over two weeks later and nothing new on my screen.
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