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Jumping the Real Slim Sharky

At what point should a celebrity just say "Enough"? How far should a celeb has been go to revive a career? For some it's "shocking" sex tapes, others lay their hopes on reality TV. Eminem has found a new low, however. He has decided to reenter the public's eye by helping out the Punisher.

Yep, Eminem and The Punisher will team up to fight crime in the latest issue of XXL, Eminem/Punisher: Kill You.

I'm not sure who to feel worse for, Marshal Bruce Mathers or Frank Castle. I'm leaning towards the latter, I mean he lost his family and now has to put up with this decade's Vanilla Ice. No wonder he's so cranky...