To the powers that be:
Last night I started Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. PUH-leez let me get through it without anything being ruined for me. If you allow me to read this book unspoiled I promise I'll read a super dull book
(I'm talking Grapes of Wrath boring) and won't look at porn for a week.
I know I'm asking a lot, this is going to be impossible, probably not as impossible as some people I know (one that works in a book store and one in radio), but difficult nonetheless.
Which is why I'm willing to sacrifice so much time being bored and pornless (a great website BTW, boredandpornless.com - but I digress).
Anyway, please, please, PLEASE help me out here.
Sincerely,
Me.
Oh, I'd also like a pony and a plastic rocket...
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Prayer to the literary/internet gods
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I'm assuming the plastic rocket will be utilized AFTER the pornless week...
Well, unless you have found out that on page 291 it was a magically propelled plastic rocket that kille...
See, now that would just be mean. ;-)
I know the ending. And I've not read a single HP book in my natural born life. But I'd not spoil it for you at all.
I'm just nice like that. :)
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