Grasping at straws

I've mentioned before that the shop gets a lot of porn spam. Our website is a second home to spambots, thus the incessant "Alissa Milano Naked" and male enhancement ads.

Recently the scope of the spam has taken a rather strange turn. Apparently since we weren't responding to offers of naked chicks, the bastards have changed tack and are now wanting us to check out a nekked Brad Pitt or Jake Gyllenhaal.

However, what made me post about this was the "See pictures of Kelsey Grammar NUDE" spam (insert ironic Sideshow Bob groan here).

The hell? Is there anyone that would want to see this? Not that I don't like Kelsey Grammar, he's a great actor and I suppose the choice could be worse, but still.

I'm burning the computer if I ever get spam for a "Nude Rosanne Barr"...