Customer quote of the month

I know it's early August, but I'm sure this is the best one I'll hear this month:


Customer, "Hi, (employee X) put a dive watch on 72 hour hold for me."
Me, "OK, what's your name and I'll go get it."

Minutes of checking through all our storage space.

Me, "I'm sorry, I'm not seeing it up here. When did he say he would hold it for you?"
Customer, "About a month ago."

Me, "You know that's 72 consecutive hours, right?"

OK, I didn't actually say the last, but I wanted to. Ya gotta love customer relations...