I count to 4 real good

At a local sports bar, in the men's restroom, there's an ad for a Muay Thai Boxing School. The first line of this ad is what prompts me to blog:

"Muay Thai Kickboxing is a vastly growing martial art that teaches you how to effectively use all eight limbs..."

Eight?!?! On my best day I can only get to 5 limbs (if it's not too cold, and I define "limb" rather loosely).

Turns out that Muay Thai is referred to as "The Science of Eight Limbs", these limbs are the hands, shins, elbows & knees (I love Wikis).

Not nearly as exciting as I first pictured....