Customer Quote of the Month - December

Customer walking in the store, "Hi, I haven't been in a dive shop for years."

Me, "Well feel free to walk around. Are you going anywhere exciting soon?"

CWitS, "No, I just came in to see if you knew where an Ace Hardware is."

Me, "Um...down the street and around the corner."

CWitS, "Thanks." CWitS then leaves the store.

I then double check our sign to make sure it doesn't say "Scuba, Snorkeling and Local Store Information."